Someone who isn't him

[unsatisfactory_person]

(It's more "inspired by" than "based on", so I'm not even sure I'd classify it as a fanfic.)

I can dispence wise advices on a daily basis, but whatever I might be - I'm not wise
At the end of the day I've never been able to follow my own advice
But I need, oh, I need to fall in love with someone who loves me back
And I need, oh, I need to fall in love with someone who loves me for me
And - can it be you?
Please, can it be you?
Because I want, oh, I want to be in love with someone who isn't him

He is wonderful, he is beautiful, he is brilliant, he is brave
And I'll do anything to be worthy of him, even if it will lead me to my grave
But I need, oh, I need to fall in love with someone who loves me back
And I need, oh, I need to be loved by someone who doesn't care if I'm not super smart
And - can it be you?
Please, can it be you?
Because I want, oh, I want to be in love with someone who isn't him

Because I wish, oh, I wish I was in love with someone who isn't him
And - can it be you?
Please, can it be you?


(For what it's worth, I think he did - at the very least - have a big crush on Tracy, I just reeeally don't think she was the Love Of His Life(TM). But maybe he wished she were.)