Harrisco Shippers Make It Hard For Me To Ship Harrisco, So What Else Is New

[unsatisfactory_person]

Just the other day: "I love being a multishipper!"

Now: "Ugh, why am I even a multishipper..."

I don't want to choose, and I don't fucking have to choose. Fuck ship wars. All your Wellses belong to Cisco. All of them. Deal.