"Are straights okay?": soft cheese ads edition

Violet(te) is not an unisex name. Neither is Viola.

"Cheese" is "male-gendered" in Russian, sure. But when a woman in your ad tells her diary that she just can't choose between three "hims" and you keep showing me the cheese packaging that has "Violette" written on it on big letters... Look, she "dates" either three cheese women or three nonbinary cheese persons with male-gendered pronouns and female-gendered names, which isn't exactly het, no matter how much you try to present the situation as het. (I mean, being a cheesesexual/cheeseromantic doesnt sound very het either...)