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Look, universe (yes, I'm talking to you, not to Steven or Greg), stop pretenging I'm getting exactly what I wanted - you know very well that it's not what I wanted, I thought I made it explicitly clear in that fucking story that I don't even want to write anymore. So unless there's some Shocking Twist (of the "it's actually better than it seems" variety, not "oh, it's even worse than it looks like"), you can fuck off and don't pretend you're fulfilling my request. I requested the exactly opposite.